Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

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Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

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custom gay

custom gay is when you accessorize your own pride outfit for Pride!!

gay #1: omg look at him/her/them they’re so custom gay!

by gay girl <33 January 30, 2020

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Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.

I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!

by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021

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Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.

She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!

by zxombea January 31, 2025

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