Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

Customer service

Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.

I cum everywhere, because I have good customer service

by Racketmaster238 September 7, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.

She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!

by zxombea January 31, 2025

Customer-ise

The art of talking a complete stranger into buying something you made.

I customer-ised seven people at the dog park today!

by Buddy&TreatsStaff November 18, 2021

Custom

An item that has been altered by the owner in ways that degrades its value.

*sees duct-tape wrapped bumper*
"Dude, that's pretty custom! HAHA"

by Wordsmith97XXX January 18, 2022

custom ink

The god of all brands in Montgomery Texas

Custom ink is my god, custom ink!!!!

by Juanisjustmad2q May 28, 2018