WAD

Wannabe LAD. (in the sense of a guy aspiring to be a LAD in behaviour rather than for a woman to aspire to be male).

Rugby is such a LAD's sport. Shame about the WAD Rahul Patel on the bench though.

by WADully February 1, 2010

G wad

A person Who is constantly acting gay and annoying others with thier acts of gayness in a conversation with another person.

Sirrye: Omg the vines are so cool.
Mike: Why are you such a G Wad?
Sirrye: Cause im a asshole.

by The Exile July 28, 2005

gay wad

Bundle of gay cash.

Hey, don't blow your gay wad all in one place.

by nexguy November 20, 2009

wad squad

noun - a group of orally talented females, available for hire to relieve sexually frustrated males of blueballs.

Dude, it's been so long since I've splooged I think I need to call in the wad squad!

by zed557 July 22, 2009

Fuck Wad

The hair style, gernerally sported by women, that occurs after an entertaining bout of fucking.

Gina: After sex my hair was all matted to the crown of my head. It was a real Fuck Wad.

by Her Pleasure July 20, 2009

jerk wad

1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

by Jowsie November 5, 2003

Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018