vag grapes

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also know as: women's dingleberries

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive vag grapes.

by Christine & Jessie May 1, 2006

Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"

Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

Vag Sack

When the Vagina is so swollen, so outrageously disgusting looking that we actually refer to it as a ball sack

I was walking down the hall when some fat chick bent down and next thing I know Floop! Her Vag Sack Pops right out. Shortly after I killed myself.

by Suckitfuck May 3, 2008

Vag Patch

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

by 777geez November 20, 2015

vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".

Ellen DeGeneres is a vag fag.

by Styles84 September 6, 2011

Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.

Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"

by That odd chick April 20, 2014

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019