Someone who claims that they have no connection or has a disdain for a certain person that a friendship group or community as deemed a "Prick". Even though they assure that you know that they find they repulsive, they still manage to hang out more than nemesis should, and make sure to post it on all their social media. Even with this concrete evidence of a friendship they deny all accusations, claiming it's short term and for personal gain instead of genuine friendship.
by FoxIsMyFursona November 16, 2017
a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
by adiot October 29, 2020
When you suddenly have to take a mega-shit. You feel perfectly fine, when out of nowhere you must find a toilet within the next 30 seconds, or poop in your pants.
Alright fellas, where to next? I feel like we should....... OH SHIT!! Dude! I’m ‘bout to have a rogue two! Where is a toilet right fucking now!!?!?
by midnight mutants February 12, 2012
by clonenamedjohnny March 20, 2021
A truly intuitive idea. Because one of the vitures of life is anticipation and waiting. Humans are constantly looking forward to the weekend. When someone is so filled with anticipation they are said to be having their "TWO THURSDAYS."
by Jon Skillman May 20, 2012
Slang for twenty-two inch rims. Duece defining twenty inch rim, and two's defining the actual variety of twenty inch rim.
by Eugene February 01, 2005