The sworn enemy of Harry Potter fans and MLIAers. A crapptastic movie wich accomplishes nothing but discretiting Linkin Park, by using one of their songs. twilight I shal never forgive you!
Twilight: Ehhhh. Look at me im Twilight. I think im gonna ruin and annoy every sane person in america!
Me: screw of.
Me: screw of.
by MeAteYourFood March 3, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. a perfectly good time of day before fangirls of the novels by stephenie meyers started wearing absurd t shirts announcing to the world which team they are on, when no one really gives a shit. oh and then harry potter fans started flipping out because..... well no one really knows.
Oh look, it is twilight: the soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall.
by jajajajajajagermangirly80 August 17, 2010
Get the twilightmug. by Phantomlight March 30, 2019
Get the Twilightmug. The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 September 24, 2011
Get the twilightmug. similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
by jbskillet44 April 17, 2011
Get the twilightmug. Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. So basically this book is crap. There's no literary devices used at all. There wasn't even characterization besides cold and pale. There were three words used so may times it gave me a headache: cold, pale, and said. And people think Edward is hot? Honestly. He's like an ugly version of Stalin. Bella is the worst main character ever. She literally runs around with two guys who are unable to keep their shirts on. She makes females everywhere look bad. Stephanie Meyers made it seem as though women need men to constantly protect them. WELL WE DONT BITCH. Also, how do twilight fangirls exist? YOURE A DISGRACE TO FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ROBERT PATTERASS AND TAYLOR WHATS-HIS-NAME. REAL FANGIRLS LIKE MARVEL AND SUPERWHOLOCK ETC ARE ACTUALLY INTO THE PLOT OF THE BOOK/MOVIE/SHOW THEY WATCH/READ NOT JUST THE HOT DUDES (Theyre like a nice bonus). Also how are Harry Potter and Twilight like competitors on the Internet or whatever? THATS BULL. ITS LIKE COMPARING JURASSIC PARK TO ITS SEQUELS. THERE ISNT EVEN A CHANCE FOR TWILIGHT HERE.
Summary of Twilight:
"He was really cold and pale. He watched me while I was sleeping when I barely knew him. It was really romantic" said Bella.
"I wish I had a cute relationship" said Jessica
"Yeah we're cute. He also thinks my blood smells good and wants to eat me whatever that means. He was also very cold and pale. Did I already mention that?"
"He was really cold and pale. He watched me while I was sleeping when I barely knew him. It was really romantic" said Bella.
"I wish I had a cute relationship" said Jessica
"Yeah we're cute. He also thinks my blood smells good and wants to eat me whatever that means. He was also very cold and pale. Did I already mention that?"
by Starkasm March 10, 2015
Get the Twilightmug.