Spoon

A person who is considered an idiot and a bit stupid

' Can't you even do up yer own coat?, you spoon?'

by secondskin August 23, 2008

spoon

An insult towards a simpleton (dumbass)

Oh My god, you such a spoon, what were you thinking

by harry bowen December 31, 2007

Spoon

To spill or drop - often used in relation to the spilling of marijuana.

Dangerous Dave: The weeds on the table man, don't spoon it.
Scary Sam proceeds to knock the weed all over the floor...
Dangerous Dave: Naaaaaaaaaah man you spooned it....shit....man...fucks sake...

by benthebest July 4, 2007

spoon

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

by Margaret January 16, 2004

Spoon

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.

"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."

by Nuetral October 17, 2013

spoon

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

by fuckdapope August 20, 2017

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005