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Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.
Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.
by TerminalJam December 4, 2019
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Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.
You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.
by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019
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farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.
Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.
by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017
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Top porch

Gurl, your new haircut looks great. I am in love with that top porch!
by JusJack May 24, 2017
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Porch nipples

Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.
Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.
by Dotenheimer June 13, 2023
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Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person
by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023
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Porch Ham

(n.) A large melon that is consumed during gatherings in summer months generally in a communal manner on a porch or stoop; Watermelon
Hey Jamal, we gotta head to auntie's because she's cuttin up some of that porch ham for us to munch on!
by Flannel_Patriot May 26, 2022
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