a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 21, 2019
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 25, 2025
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out
Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out
Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 21, 2025
by mayb_c March 19, 2024
A maneuver offer preformed by one lover on another while in the Great White North. The goal is to jam an ice cube so far up your lovers rectum that surely only a plumber could dislodge it.
Pat and I had just met at the convention and we took these sex pills from the gas station bathroom and wow were they potent. I remember Pat saying this was the Vancouver Plumber as the ice cubes went alarmingly deep into me. I just kept thinking ‘Safer than grapefruits cause they just melt!’ as Pat had said. Needless to say the words were as comforting as my new lovers frozen penetration.
by RidersBrohan August 22, 2022
Plumbering is the act of fingering one's ass hole. Similar to fingering, but the other side. Often associated with those who have a shit kink.
"Jimmy was plumbering me so hard last night I shit" "George loves getting plumbered, he has a shit kink".
by Warm Toast December 31, 2023