Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.

My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.

by Milovuk September 9, 2023

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

octopus juice on toast

a very tall girl with an obsession for batman who loves it when you pull her feet and call her daddy she's the dominant one, with a lot of moles. likes to eat icecream with a fork.

that emily in our math class dude she's a real octopus juice on toast

by turtleoctoman August 10, 2017

Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .

"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"

by Jubilee B August 29, 2016

Octopus

Act of a single player scoring a touchdown (qb, wr or rb) and then scoring the subsequent 2-point conversion.

6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus

Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.

by Flurb789 November 1, 2020