(1). A Micropenis
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
(2). Bad Laugh
(3). Love For Trucks
(4). A Homosexual
(5). Lack of Knowledge
(6). Incompetent to Normal Logic
"I would never have sex with you, not with an Alan Heath"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
"Your an Alan Heath bro, never seen someone love trucks that bad"
"Stop acting like an Alan Heath, think normal dude"
by 3TF July 5, 2016
Get the Alan Heathmug. Has the charm it takes to steal the heart of just about any girl who he talks to, has the ability to control her with his words and shows no emotions. Will cheat, lie say anything to get and keep her attention, he never cares what the outcome of his action as long as he is getting what he wants.
by Socialbutterfly23 May 17, 2023
Get the Jeffery heathmug. A dirty little thing. Very freaky Male. He cannot hold a burrito to save his life. Secretly Listens to Little Red Riding Good by Cupcake for his pregame hype! Secretly Misses the original #12, Anna J. :( Keep on Griddying !
by wfhep587 August 12, 2024
Get the Chase Heathmug. by Truthseeker1981 September 4, 2025
Get the Heathmug. by xosheisrealxo December 21, 2023
Get the Heathmug. these girls are really kind but kinda short and clingy. don’t worry if you know a willow hood job that’s so cool but maybe don’t spend too much time with them because they will stick on to you like the sticky hand things. WILLOWS ARE ALSO SO PRETTY OMG WTH THEY ARE GORGEOUS
by ehlinnit September 20, 2020
Get the willow heathmug. 