garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

here in my garage

The ad on YouTube about some guy who is obsessed with knowledge and has a Lamborghini where he drives in Hollywood hills while reading a book a day

Here in my garage I bought this new Lamborghini but you know what I like more knowledge

by Derp Crab April 30, 2016

garage metal

A band that plays like they spend all day in their garage playing their heart out and going nuts with their instruments. Some people might call these bands metalcore or hardcore.

I love garage metal.

by TsirhCitna January 8, 2006

garage sale

When a woman has too much junk for sale, aka giant ass.

Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a garage sale!

by Ben "Scraps" Grimm September 13, 2005

midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.

Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."

by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006

two car garage

1.A woman that practices double penetration.
2.A woman that can fit two cock in either her pussy or ass.

Nicole had a three-some last night. She is a two car garage.

by STRICKEN September 7, 2003