Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

Shake Events

Based out of NJ, Shake Events is one of the best dj companies you can use for your wedding, hands down. They will make. You. Shake. (Dat butt) all night long. It will be the best, most memorable night of your life . No question 🙅🏼 ♀️ 💃💃💃

Damn that the best wedding I’ve ever been to last night, they must have used Shake Events

by Mikeydeks November 23, 2021

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

`~`some Individuals Lives Will Be Quick time Events `~`

`~`some Individuals Lives Will Be Quick time Events `~`

`~`some Individuals Lives Will Be Quick time Events `~`

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Jaws (event)

A period (menstruation)

Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow

Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask

by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021

NW Public Events

A butchered server of nwrp which is full of Turks, Poles, Americans and furries.

Kouhai: I am going to play in NW Public Events :D
Everyone: *happy*

by PPMann September 27, 2020

No we don't all get our own interpretation of events

I just is the thing I'm saying it is.

Hym "No we don't all get our own interpretation of events. Some things did and/or ARE happening and some things didn't happen and aren't. What isn't happening here is child murder. That has yet to happen. What is happening here is the thing that I said was happening. And we can swap those around or change one of those things and not the other or both. You are advocating for making shit up and lying to CAUSE child murder and I'm telling you to stop doing to me what you're doing to PREVENT child murder."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025