donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 16, 2018

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 26, 2017

rolling donkey

inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison

dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho

by swisda March 13, 2008

Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

by GreekG0D November 19, 2011

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous July 28, 2015

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"

by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017