Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 18, 2022

colombian pancakes

Cocaine.

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.

by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017

Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together

Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.

by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 06, 2025

Colombian pogo stick

When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.

After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick

by Doughboyjunior March 11, 2024

colombian birdbath

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.

Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!

by Citi Snicker November 03, 2017

Colombian Antique

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

by Colombianantique March 18, 2024

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne May 31, 2015