cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

cock in the wind

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

cock on the clock

working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.

John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.

by theapple April 16, 2012

cock of the walk

Used Sarcastically to make fun of someone who thinks they are the shit for doing something totally lame- easy way to call them a dick. Most likely they will think it is a complement

Person 1: "I almost picked up some chick last night."
Person 2: "Well aren't you the cock of the walk."

by Hans Whittenburg September 5, 2006

cock of the block

The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity

Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.

by somedude8000 October 11, 2010

The clap dick cocksucker

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.

You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face

by Jakeob May 30, 2018

The Bo Jackson Cock

When you ram a girls coochie so hard you make her pass out for 3 hours straight

Yeah last night I gave my girl the Bo Jackson Cock and she passed out on my sofa

by UrFavBootyKiller February 4, 2021