n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.
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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?
by gnostic3 January 12, 2022
The "Aussie Cigourette" is a cigarette made from already smoked cigarettes, from the little left tabbaco. Why Asustralian ? In australia, pack of cigarettes is almost 50€ and more, and so smokes are expensive. This makes people actually recyclate the used cigs, and save money. "cigourette" is a Gibberish - Aussie accent pun.
(After taking a boof)
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
+Oy, that cig's fokin disgoostin, where ya got em ?
-It's an aussie cigourette mate.
+Ye, no wonders.
by Někdo random October 21, 2019
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022
by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
by La Rouge July 28, 2022
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023
The Awesomest Flippin set of cards since yugioh and pokemon . One pack is received for every $20 spent at woolworths in Australia. during the Christmas period of 2013 woolworths encouraged by the orgional series success they released a limited edition set of baby animal cards that went in a separate binder that hooked onto the front of the old and featured 36 "Baby animal" cards some "Baby" reprints and some all new.
Jesus man I just went and spent $2000 at woolworths and got 200 packs of aussie animal cards and a binder. Guess what I am still missing 1 card from both the orginal and baby animals .
by Sayaka Miki December 10, 2013