temued

When you order something online upon receiving it is much smaller than anticipated or expected.

I just received my projector from temu. Wow its way smaller than I could have ever imagined.

(Other person) You got temued. Congratulations

by ou812huh21 March 1, 2025

temu ahh

something pretty bad quality or shit

"bro what is this temu ahh music"
"tf is this temu ahh game"
"ur temu ahh dog tried to bite me bruh"

by idontknowwhatusernametousehelp April 26, 2025

Temuun

ugly ahh mf

I am so like temuun. "Altanochir"

by GOD-King May 2, 2025

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

Temu Obama

A moniker for Hakeem Jeffries, by his critics. He is a congressman/representative from New York. He is often called "Temu Obama" by having similar assertive speech techniques and vapid platitudes of Barack Obama, but none of the charisma. Also known as the "Dollar Store Obama" for similar reasons.

Cory Booker is also called Temu Obama, however he is more like the "Bookie Monster" with his wide Muppet eyes like the Cookie Monster.

Person 1: Is that Barack Obama?
Person 2: No, that is Hakeem Jeffries, the Temu Obama. There is a difference.
Person 1: He looks just like him, talks like him, and walks like him.
Person 2: Yes, but with none of charm.

by DPSTTMPST June 30, 2025

Temuous

Describes an item that seems to have been ordered cheaply online, bearing only a thin, insubstantial resemblance to what it tries to be. Often ill-fitting, wrong-sized, or mismatched.

Chandler: That tactical camo wallet you got online looks very temuous, and you should feel bad.

Joey: Not bad for $7.99 + shipping, though, right?

by nevster July 9, 2025

Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025