Techmology

noun. A derogatory and purposeful mispronunciation of the word technology used to describe something that has impressed a person of lesser technical knowledge in order to show just how lame they are.

Noob: 'Wow, did you see how cool that new GPS system is?'
Me: Techmology my boy, techmology.

by Kassius99 July 23, 2008

technology

A mobile device intended to make communication with other people easier and more efficient, e.g. a BlackBerry, iPhone, mobile phone, or laptop computer. Said technology frequently fails to work as intended, so the word "technology" carries notes of frustration and irony as well as appreciation. Since mobile technology devices evolve quickly, it is much easier to say "technology" than to refer to them by model name.

1. "I can't find the freeway entrance. Can someone use their technology to get directions from Google Maps? 2. "I'm trying to look his number up, but my technology is taking forever to load the page... god, this technology is so useless." 3. "I'm so tired of using this technology, I just want you here with me." - Justin Timberlake

by Kate Kickflip Losse August 15, 2007

Technologist

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy

Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me

by tech support August 19, 2013

Technologytard

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.

A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.

by bem31 December 28, 2007

Tiffany Technology

n; a woman who is constantly talking or texting on her phone while in the company of peers in which she is supposed to be social with.

Roxanne: (texting non stop)

Phil: Hey Tiffany Technology, take a break

Charles: Seriously

Roxanne :(smiles and continues to text while still looking at her screen)

by Peter Godios March 22, 2008

Antipolice technology

A branch of science that studies how to and tries to invent technology that will foil law enforcement.Studied by organized crime and some criminals.Inventer by a few academics who think the police take away too many of our freedoms and studied over a computer or from an expert in the field.

What do you think about antipolice technology?

by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009

Wentworth Institute Of Technology

A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.

Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"

Other "oh, is it MIT?"

"no, wentworth institute of technology"

Other: "oh..."

by Sammylolo November 21, 2011