flood texting

To send a lot of texts non-stop in a row until it gets annoying and takes over your screen

Karen kept on flood texting me last night so I left the convo

by azywayz November 17, 2014

emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.

Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !

by Leostarlight February 25, 2019

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

Urban texting typo

When you take a typo from a text, and enter it into urban dictionary to make fun of something someone said or for discovering stuff. Use caution. Example, i have used: sordy

“Dude, Candice from Phineas and Ferb texted me saying she was sordy, and i used it as a Urban Texting Typo”

by Carter worth a quarter August 10, 2020

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

Black Cord Texting

The act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of sex, and not remembering said message the next day.

A reference to 'Black Cord Fever', a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.

"I guess I sent a text message to Tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. I was so lit when he arrived later I had no idea why he came over."

by evanrude July 2, 2005