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tabasco

Something that impressionable nerds started chowing down on just because Maddox, Chuck Norris, and United States Marines started to talk about the stuff, so wimpy skinny nerds love it too!

Its like when people started twirling pens when they saw Top Gun. Of course they felt it looked retarded, but it looked cool in front of the chicks.

Unfortunately it doesn't obscure the fact that you have poor hygiene, a ugly face, and poor social skills. All you achieved is totally destroying all your taste buds with a shitty sauce thats based upon pure-heat than flavor.
The only good use for Tabasco Sauce is to hide the lousy taste of terrible cooking.

Otherwise it just ruins and vandalizes good ol' homecooked flavor with vinegar, peppar, and salt.

Your a loser if you eat Tabasco sauce just because Maddox said so. Go BECOME a role model instead of imitating a crazed internet nerd who worked as a telemarketer. You fail at everything in life if you can't make your own decisions and rely on Maddox to tell you what.

Yeah I know there are other crappy flavors of Tabasco, but you'll just get called a faggot by a insecure nerd for looking at a bottle of chipotle sauce.
by C Tan September 11, 2007
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tabouli

a lebanese or turkish salid containing lettuce, tommato, humis and other lumps of shit. Tastes ok in kebabs and yeeroses. Originated from china but when the chinese soldiers got captured they told the greeks the secrets about tabouli. When you eat tabouli make sure that you dont eat the humis. you can easily spot humius cuz it looks like the stuff you cough out in the morning, not phlegm, but lil yellow cubes that smells so bad
Man, i want a tabouli and kebab to go thanks. No mushrooms you gook. in some cultures people use tabouli as a sauce.
by alyxman September 12, 2006
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tabascocity

the level of hotness in a food or mouth, derived from the hot sauce Tabasco.
whoa man, the tabascocity in that taco was *intense*.
by sammy-wammy September 6, 2009
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tabaqchali

Tabaqchali is a family that is well known for its kindness, and caring-ness. They also are very clever and love to help people. They also are very handsome and beautiful and love to help others. You will always find them helping someone or you.
Guy: "Hey look at the Tabaqchali's."
Girl: "What your Jealous?"
Guy: "NO!"
Girl-s run up to them.....
by T.T_xx_121 January 2, 2018
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Tabius

Tabius greek name of Black nigga. If you have a tabius then you are lucky. they are usally black. and short. they are better than jerry, jerry is gay as fuck.
Tabius. So cool
by T4NKxx May 14, 2019
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Tabar

An expression in Persian, which means someone is acting weird(Synonymous with Koskhol )
-Holy shit dude. Look at that man
He is talking to his dick
-leave him alone. He has tabar (Tabar zade)
by MmdLyon October 18, 2019
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Angela Tabababalog

I BERRY SECKY GURL! Whose is nice but if you get on her nerves she will slap you and get mad! She is so fucking sexy and cool.
DAYUM! YOU IZ AN ANGELA TABABABALOG!
by LEBI BALLS! September 21, 2010
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