Side Swipe

To be raped in your colostomy site.
The unwilling version of Philly Side Car

That homeless man with the colostomy bag got Side Swiped last night.

by Saltymedic June 14, 2018

the big swipe

When you ejaculate with one big swipe of your hand across the Pudendal nerve.

After getting my car engine revved up and ready to go, the big swipe ended everything. What a way to go!

by Bad C dev March 10, 2022

shit swiping

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

by AsianMeatMissil May 22, 2017

major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on

ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf

by missygmoney April 26, 2008

Visa swipe

When you wipe your butt crack with your finger and give it a good whiff

Oh boy, my rump sure smells just gave er the ol visa swipe and gave it a sniff!

by Toadspuder September 09, 2019

Swipe the Badge

Term used when a female masturbates, (badge sounds like vag when pronounced correctly)

Vb form: Swiping the badge

"she totally wanted to swipe the badge in there, we all heard her."
"What a tramp."

by Morge May 23, 2009

fi-swiping

Using your neighbors wi-fi so you don't have to pay for wireless internet.

By fi-swiping from the apartment next door, Jim could almost affort to stop illegally downloading MP3's

by steve garvey July 21, 2008