Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.

My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!

by krisdb2009 December 26, 2021

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016

Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July

Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"

by Saggy nut hair June 03, 2014

Sweaty Ankles

(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.

Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.

or

"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."

by JackNarrator June 13, 2008

sweaty teddy

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

by it really happened December 19, 2007

Sweaty-Crumpet

A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.

Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!

by JaygeGreen May 26, 2009