swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.

When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. Niggas was givin me daps, bitches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!

by Mick_Swagger May 28, 2011

urban surfing

Surfing the urban dictionary on "random" due to a combination of intense boredom and will to expand your street knowledge.

"Dude, what have you been doing all day?"

"Nothing man, just a bit of urban surfing"

by Steve Gremo October 12, 2006

Slurping

Performing oral sex on a female - Eating Pussy

I could not only feel, but hear them slurping between my thighs...

by suziederkins December 18, 2019

Gutter Surfing

drinking the last drops out of anyone elses' cup of beer in a last ditch effort to get even more intoxicated.

Dude, my bro was so wasted he was totally gutter surfing off of all the empty cups on the table.

by Calisa October 28, 2007

porn surfing

Where you are casually on a porn site flicking though videos without getting off.

"Hey man, I was so bored last night I was just Porn Surfing"
"That's not good bro, you need a woman!"

by XxCrusader3kxX October 7, 2013

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012