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Straight fag

n. A heterosexual.

On 4chan, EVERYONE is a faggot (regardless of sexuality), and a need came up to differentiate between types of faggotry. A homosexual would be a gay fag, and a fan of Japanese cartoons would be an anime fag.
I wanted him to do me up the butt, but it turns out he was a straight fag.

Straight Minus 

Straight Minus is to be straight but close to being asexual. When you are straight minus you are attracted to someone of the opposite gender, but you find the sexual human body to be strange.
Kevin: Did you hear about Juanita?
Kyle: No, what's wrong with her?
Kevin: Nothing, she's just Straight Minus
Straight Minus by EnemyPeacemaker January 16, 2013

Straight from the bees

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

straight outta crazyland 

A slang term describing someone who is seriously out of their mind.
That new quiet guy working in our department has marched here straight outta crazyland.

Straight Chilling 

The act of chilling par excellence. Chilling without encumbrance or obligation. Chilling for chilling's sake.

Variant: Str8 Chillin
Straight Chilling by ThaDUP June 18, 2009

straight gas

Something that can be described as extremely good, 10/10, top of the line. Commonly used to describe food or activities/entertainment.
Bro, have you seen Attack on Titans? Its straight gas
straight gas by anonymous June 12, 2022