Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

Pink Squish

A slang term for vagina. Not to be confused with vagene.

Freddy: Hey William what are you doing tonight?
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.

by Pussydestroyer3001 June 9, 2018

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009