Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.

Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.

by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 27, 2011

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skidmarks

Skidmarks, are linear shaped stains of fecal residue on the underwear, resulting from temporary efforts to resolve *Sour Ass (look up definition).

Chip had a bad case of Sour Ass, and tried to resolve the condition by digging his hand into his anus from outside of the clothing. When he got home and changed his clothes, he noticed skidmarks on his underwear, in addition to an odor of ass emitting from his fingers.

by Tom Haranger November 20, 2007

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russian skidmark

Drag someone behind the car after having sex with him or her.

A russian skidmark is over the line

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

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skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.

When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

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squidward

The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(

by Believe in Me April 24, 2004

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