Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
Get the sporkmug. A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023
Get the Sporkmug. Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019
Get the Sporkmug. by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
Get the Sporkmug. A : I escaped jail today !
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
Get the Sporkmug. male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010
Get the spork itmug. A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon
A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.
I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!
by Klogem December 11, 2009
Get the Smelly Sporkmug.