Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.

Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.

by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017

dinkle spork

IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA

wow, they are so weird, no wonder their name is dinkle spork

by Pilot_Mousy May 14, 2018

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Sporking

When a male shares a bed with a female in a spoon position and has an erection.

Tommy thought he was gonna get laid but he just ended sporking all night.

by buckethead_22 June 29, 2017

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023