Splooge

Means:
1) To pwn somebody so terribly that they must hide their face in everlasting shame.
2) In the game Super Smash Brothers Melee, it is the slang term for Mr. Game and Watch's Down B attack which excretes oil upon another character's face/body.

1) Damn, he just got splooged by that guy in counterstrike.

2) Wow, his Mr. Game and Watch just totally splooged you into defeat.

by Kirbz April 10, 2006

Sploogetastic

incredibly fucking awesome

Dude, the song is sploogetastic

by tgb November 27, 2002

Splooge

The reaction of a certain member of society who cannot control their male organs when questioned by a female.

"Whats your name?"

"OMG GRIMSBY COLLEGE *splooge pants*"

by Paul_m June 10, 2007

yabba dabba splooge

Final words of Fred Flinstone before falling asleep after intercourse. (usually with Wilma)

Wilma; Oh Fred, not yet, I'm nearly there.
Fred; Yabba Dabba Splooge

by benthreethousand July 29, 2010

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".

"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"

by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008

sploosh

1) Sound made by the "squid-game" on Windfall Island, in "The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker". The guy makes the sound when you miss one of the squids (The sound of a cannonball hitting water-surface).

2) Thing to say, when you have absolutely nothing to say ("Splooosh!")

"Sploosh"
"Sploosh
"broeagh" (explosion sound)

by Framoes June 12, 2003