In Spades

A declaration that is made wordemphatically/word; without question and beyond doubt.

"she told him off in spades"

by Trogdor November 4, 2003

Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

by mandy March 31, 2005

Spider Pig

Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?

Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does."

by Jes. August 18, 2007

spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!

Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!

by Josh P September 6, 2004

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003

sidestep

Sidestepping is most commonly used in video games as another way of saying dodging. To sidestep you would simply just have to ''dodge'' any visuals with a negative impact. ( Visuals in this sentence would be stuff like magic, fire, traps, hammers and swords, etc. ) When sidestepping the only thing you do is walking or running. Roll, jump, duck, etc, yeah... none of them counts as sidesteps.

Side note: Sidestepping is a very advanced move depending on the game you are playing, it can require a lot of skills to pull it off in some games.

''Dude, this guy hits me with every spell.''
''If you don't wanna get hit, sidestep it.''
''Easier said than done...''

by MMBK October 22, 2016