sneaker sex

When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.

I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?

by The Josh Man July 19, 2004

Speakermash

A space where at least two or more sets of speakers can be heard simultaneously. As a result, the listener has difficulty either recognizing or tuning in to what any of the sets of speakers are actually playing.

We walked through the street at 1am and it was just a big speakermash from all the clubs and bars. I heard about 6 different tunes along the way.

We sat outside for a drink but the speakermash was too severe to enjoy the funk, with the cafe being next to 3 night clubs. Most of the cars driving by had their stereos blaring too.

I was at the club and walking down the stairs. I stopped to tie my shoelace. Lo and behold, I was in a speakermash, hearing the music from both dance floors.

by adsi August 22, 2010

Poor Man's Speakers

Any vehicle's cup holders used as speakers to enhance the music volume on anyone's android, iPhone, or iPod. Important Note: The android, iPhone, or iPod's microphone (typically positioned on the top & on the back) must be placed face up and inside the cup holder. (Therefore, the android, iPhone, or iPod must be placed face down and upside down inside the cup holder to achieve the full effect of the Poor Man's Speakers.)

Johnny and I were listening to some of the greatest tunes on my iPod while using Johnny's Poor Man's speakers!

My Daddy drives us to school, so my girlfriend, Alexis, and I love to listen to that dreamy Justin Bieber song on her iPod while using Daddy's Poor Man's speakers. It drives Daddy crazy sometimes!

by EvilGinger84 March 18, 2013

Sneaker Sabotage

The act of destroying someone's shoe while urinating or pooping inside of it. Usually works best when you've done a liquid diet and all your stools are liquid-like. After "Sabotaging" the shoe, tell the person who owns the shoe to hurry up and come outside because there is something very interesting outside. But remember to give them reason to put their shoe on such as there is broken glass outside. When they place their foot inside, they'll feel either a warm sensation or a cold one, depending how long it took you to sabotage their shoe. Afterwards, run around screaming like you are a hype man on a concert stage. Usually, the best words to scream are, "Oh Shit! Literally!" and "Damn! Yo' foot smells like my ass!".

Donna was fed up with her new boyfriend, so she Sneaker Sabotage'd him.

by Jackson Pallock March 5, 2011

Spakerwastic

When your boss loses their temper in front of everyone else in the office.

My boss went "spakerwastic" over a small mistake.

by Wickwit November 18, 2018

sneaker sluts

A nba player’s slut or side peace who they call whenever they’re traveling or need a quick fuck.
Also refers to girls who fuck guys just because of the sneakers they where.

The kardashian’s are a bunch of sneaker sluts. They love getting in bed with NBA players.

by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019

Sneaker bitch

A sneaker bitch is a girl that wears shoes including but not limited to; Air Force 1’s, Converse, Vans, or slides; to an inappropriate event such as a bar, fashion event, a club, or a formal event.

Common misconception; sneakers are totally fine in casual settings like school, work, exercise, or running errands - these are completely appropriate occasions.

That sneaker bitch’s outfit could be so hot but she paired a bodycon leopard dress with Air Force 1’s.

This club is full of sneaker bitches, you know they are underage if they aren’t wearing heels.

by Notsneakerbitch October 22, 2019