sammy sosa

sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.

man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.

by the white whino December 1, 2003

Sosa

A fat baseball player that is very annoying and has a high pitched voice... and has boobs.he likes to sing and be a fucking dumbass and likes to suck dick.

Stop being such a Sosa!

by tom_55 December 27, 2007

sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

by ell pizzle October 11, 2004

Sassafrass

So your doing a chick really hard and you begin to perspire. After you blow your load you pull out your sweaty dick and slap her in her dumb face while yelling SASSAFRASS!!!!! then run home and watch Baseball Tonight.

me and marge were slapping skins and i got bored and decided to sassafrass her. right after i got my clothes on and went home to watch baseball tonight

by rude mcdougal May 15, 2006

Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

by blah May 1, 2005

sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003

Sassano

Meaning to ejaculate all over the girl's face. Has a gigantic penis and likes men. Still realizes that his girlfriend is just as beautiful as his boyfriends

DUDE! DONT SASSANO HER!!!

by raine12345 February 12, 2010