Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.
"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "
by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2013
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I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
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A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
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“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
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“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
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