The Utah Highway Patrol arrested him for having a few pre-rolls. He should've known that Utah is a sober state!
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 05, 2023
A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.
Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.
by JerziteOn March 29, 2022
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
by Likethegodfather3 September 13, 2011
by chaseisadinckleweed August 12, 2017
A group of several loud mouthed beer Drinkin' hell raising pie eating sons of bitches you see wobbling about the pub every weekend.
by The guy at the end of the bar September 04, 2015
by yolocrayboy September 09, 2016
Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.
by EM KING July 21, 2016