soaking

mormons do this so they can bang each other but still go to heaven

"Me and my girlfriend were on my bed soaking last night, it was awesome!"

by sponege October 30, 2022

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024

Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.

“I think it’s time for a man soak”

“Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”

by Wildin39 May 14, 2019

Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs

Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.

The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.

by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Soak-cial

A term for a social gathering held at The Soak, typically involves curry, cobras and Cool Runnings.

Me: "Hey! Did you hear about the Soak-cial happening tomorrow night?"
Friend: "Oh yeah it sounds phenomenal."
Me: "Yeah, definitely a good time"

by NevermadetheGuild January 7, 2024