Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.
by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010
Get the Chub Smuggler mug.When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
by blep bloop May 24, 2011
Get the GRAPE SMUGGLER mug.by thelazygeko May 25, 2004
Get the Cactus Smuggler mug.A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.
by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007
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