sunshine smoothie

When you wake up early, make an orange smoothie, jizz into it then stir it with your dick and make your girlfriend drink it.
I gave my girl a sunshine smoothie this morning and she loved it!
by Hoebagcockface April 11, 2017
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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
The smoothie method from happy
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).
It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.
by McMorty March 18, 2021
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Smoothie Boob

When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.
Man that song was dookie smoothie.
by Queenmojo January 26, 2021
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Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup
A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty
by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 07, 2021
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Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.
I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.
by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016
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