Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
Get the chimp slapmug. by ~Fester December 20, 2008
Get the Camel Slapmug. by goodaaron March 19, 2003
Get the cock slapmug. A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".
While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class
by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017
Get the goldfish slapmug. A backhanded slap, usually across the face, with a long, wide arc. North American Indian origin (Cree).
Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.
Bannock is a rough leavened bread of Scottish origin which became commonplace among N. American Indian Tribes.
Mary saw the woman who snagged her man at last month's powwow, so she walked up to her and gave her a vicious bannock slap.
by piscescree February 11, 2009
Get the bannock slapmug. A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!
by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020
Get the Spence Slapmug. When you believe you are engaging in a legitimate conversation only to find yourself staring down a sales pitch.
My neighbor said he wanted to show me something and when I went over to his house he Pitch Slapped me.
by Joeshepherdmba September 26, 2017
Get the Pitch Slappedmug.