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Skylar

The art of procrastinating so badly that you have to ask your friend for pre-calculus homework at 6:00am on a Tuesday morning.
He pulled a Skylar on Dillon
by muddywokie4 December 22, 2017
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Skylar'd

to get head stumped by a parent, then proceeding to call the police on them. When police leave, you realize how fucking stupid you are, and now your dad has you by the balls.

to get raped by father after calling police on him. then proceeding to give him blow jobs as an apology.
Dude 1: Dylan go skylar'd in grade 10 by some fisherman.

Dude 2: yah, i've heard. i also heard they mixed their cum after wards, and created some weird incest potion which they drank.

Dylans brother: yah i was totally under the sheets too touching myself. it was sooo fun. i'm gay btw.
by didntuseyourrealnamebitch July 18, 2010
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A fat lesbian with little to no friends. The worst person you'll ever meet. DO NOT BE HER FRIEND!!!!!!
everyone hates skylar !
by skylarsucks June 2, 2017
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Skylar Gannoned

The act of doing that great benefits ones self for a short period of time while greatly damaging the existence of others.
Boy 1: I just... he... well he just completely Skylar Gannoned me...
Friend 1: I know man... shit happens all the time
by Joesph Stalin Jr. December 9, 2013
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Skylar

A ugly lame kid who thinks she is cool but she isnt, she loves wolves especially Brian Wolfe, Also Lesbian, SO basically she is lesbian who likes guys too.
Oh wow, look at that Skylar over there... She is getting it on with that Wolfe.
by Brandin Bucklew November 3, 2016
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A man made of pure salt, he usually avoids water as we will leave a very salty taste after he leaves within the liquid. typically gets "salty" about how bad he is at any and every game he plays and when a singular drop of chocolate or non-chocolate milk gets on him.
"Just because you lost doesn't mean you have to be a Skylar about it"
by Crash-Bandicooter March 6, 2017
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Dumb bitch who forgets to buy shit for your dorm room when she borrows your car
Wow Skylar your a dumb bitch
by Zach rogers October 26, 2017
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