shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

shrinkerize

To shrink something down to fit it into something.

You will have to shrinkerize me to fit me into that box.

by Table talk! May 14, 2019

Shrinkled

When an item, including, but not limited to clothing or other materials shrinks and becomes wrinkled.

My son’s new shirt became shrinkled after laundering.

by Cooldigs May 24, 2019

Shrinkchronicity

The physical process of losing height due to spinal compression when it is experienced by more than one person, I.e. a long time married couple .

The Campbells would still be the tallest couple in the family if it weren’t for shrinkchronicity.

by ElCommissioner June 10, 2019

shrinkled

When something shrinks by wrinkling

You're brain must be shrinkled from all that binge-watching.

by forevergood August 20, 2019

Shrinker

The opposite of getting a boner. Your dick actually shrinks and goes inside your body.

*sees a furry* GODDAMNIT IM GETTING A SHRINKER

by Bonergod October 22, 2019

Shrinkle

Typically this occurs when a male jumps into a cold lake or pool, and his member becomes shrunken, and wrinkled; ergo, the Shrinkle

Guy 1: Man I got out of the pool to take a piss but I’ve got a shrinkle-type situation going on.
Guy 2: Yeah I hear ya

by Dneeko July 12, 2020