A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
Get the half-shitted grin mug.Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 22, 2018
Get the Cunt Shitter mug.Related Words
shitite
• Shititeous
• shitter
• Shitten
• shitted
• shitster
• shitternet
• shittering
• shittery
• shitizen
Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
Get the Urinal Shitter mug.Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.
by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021
Get the Angry Shitter mug.A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
Get the Atomic Shitten mug.Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014
Get the Pinching a no shitter mug.When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 4, 2015
Get the Dance of the Mad Shitter mug.