my shiny metal ass 

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.

Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!

my shiny metal ass by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Bender (a character in Futurama)'s kick-ass trademark catch phrase.

Hey dj gs68! Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bite my shiny metal ass by dj gs68 April 24, 2003

Bite my shiny metal ass 

Benders Top Ten most frequently uttered words

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
And Benders Number One most frequently uttered word, the word which if uttered will bring the complete destruction of this world is

1. ASS

Bite my shiny metal ass by Bob Stevedave August 9, 2004

Doin' the Shiny 

Pretending to be doing something of importance, while actually doing nothing at all. Or just flat wasting time.

Greg - What are you up to man?

Sam- I'm doin' the shiny.

Greg - Right on.

Doin' the Shiny by Devan Jaxon March 16, 2010

Kiss my shiny metal ass 

Set of the five most-said words by a Bender robot (Futurama). Other members of the top 10 include chumps, chumpettes, and pimpmobile.

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

Kiss my shiny metal ass by Vash September 24, 2004

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Peter's Former gold fish on Family Guy.

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009

ooh shiny 

A person being distracted or silly, as if their mind is on something else. Like a bird looking at a shiny stone.

Bill:Tim what's up.
Tim:.........
Bill:Tim, Hey wake up.
Tim: What?! Oh sorry, I had a ooh Shiny moment.
Bill:Pay attention next time.

ooh shiny by Scott Darkfire April 17, 2009