shelf queen

Someone who buys video games with no intention of playing them and only uses them as decorations and for hopes that they will one day be worth lots of money.

These fucking shelf queens are causing retro games to go up in value.

by ghostthecuck May 13, 2016

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

shelf esteem

When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.

When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.

by jonnimac November 21, 2010

shelf shock

when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.

Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery

by Devi8 May 8, 2008

Book on a shelf

An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.

"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"

by V0S December 1, 2016

sex on a shelf

Sex on a shelf or "shelf sex" tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of FWB relationship. In this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for sexual activity. Basically the best thing for any horny guy. Similar to a booty call.

Jessica said that her and Michael were friends with benefits, but she was just sex on a shelf to Michael. It was basically all about him.

by pseudope3 May 29, 2017

Shelf Wobbler

Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".

That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!

by Matthew Wood July 4, 2004