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Sheenis

The beautiful shimmering unicorn of genital arrangements, a Sheenis is an anatomically male bodily part that belongs to one who firmly identifies as a woman. Also known as a Venus rocket, girl dick, or she cock.

Despite their phallic similarities, Sheenis's actually differ a great deal from the run of the mill variety penis, and are often thought to originate not just from another gender, but from another planet, hence the Venus reference. Typical features of a Sheenis include an outsized length and sometimes girth, as well as a predilection for Shedazzlement - Sheenis's are often adorned with glitter and cloaked beneath silk.

Organ owners are usually inordinately proud of what they view as their girlish endowment, as they should be. When baited, they can be known to use the phrase "Suck my She Stick" to disparage any bigoted detractors of this most mystical measurement.
"My Sheenis is far superior to your run of the mill vag sweetie."
"Come on boys now don't you panic, these lady bits are all organic"
"Behold the Sheenis in its unsheathed glory."
"A Sheenis is beautiful, unique and curious - and above all it's persistent. Nothing can stop a truly determined Sheenis from reaching its desired destination."
by munkey legend July 31, 2022
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SHENIS

A dude's dick, but said dude subjectively believes he is a woman and behaves and dresses as a woman. A "M to F" transsexuals penis.
That drag queen is dancing up a storm, but her shenis bulge is kind of gross, not gonna lie.
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