butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

Sequility

Combination of the words serenity and tranquility.

Brad: Fuck this place is serene and tranquil.

Ben: Yeah hows the sequility?

Trav: YEAH CUNTS!

by Brevie Power November 5, 2010

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

sequestration

Another Right Winged attempt to drive fear in the stock market after The Fiscal Cliff Fear failed.

After 2 months of uninterrupted stock market bliss, The Lawful Evil Right Wingers are going to do their best to strike fear in the American People by getting on TV and pushing The Sequestration.

by That R0nald! February 18, 2013

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003

shequel

A sequel to a movie featuring a female protagonist or a predominantly female cast in order to appeal to radical third and fourth wave feminists.

These radical feminists can't stand anything other than their own propaganda, and force Hollywood to keep pumping out these shequels!"

by Ch4l13 May 15, 2016