best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD

THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY

by finsterwald March 29, 2023

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

Self check

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.

Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.

by gammarock December 22, 2004

true self

The true self is the epicenter of a person's entire being, it is the total sum of everything that we are. It typically includes the conscious and unconscious minds as well as the psyche and the soul.

The realization of ones true self can only happen when one becomes aware of the false ego and overcomes the vanity of this great illusion. Without the temptation of the materialism of the false ego we are essentially pure awareness, experiencing itself.

He was unable to realize his true self because his false ego cant let him acknowledge his self deception, the lie hes convinced himself.

by H.Bogart March 13, 2015

Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

Selective Fatigue Syndrome

Fatigue which is used as an excuse when one does not want to perform undesirable tasks such as work.

My co-worker claimed her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome kept her from coming to work, but she had no problems making it to the nightclubs. What she really has is Selective Fatigue Syndrome.

by viking maiden October 20, 2009

selawa

Assyrian word for "fuck!". Also commonly used: "ay selawa!" which is similar to "oh fuck!"

Assyrian #1: bro, i've got sixty first cousins
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! thats a lot!
Assyrian #1: ya cuz, youre really my cuz too
Assyrian #2: ay selawa! ya probably true...

by _assyrian_ November 14, 2009