Healthy Scratch

When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.

I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl

by milpoolSK February 22, 2023

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

Chicken Scratch

1. an insulting, little amount of money

The bar wanted our band to play 3 hours for chicken scratch. We turned it down.

by sbs1890 November 2, 2021

scratch meal

Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).

“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”

by LadyShady November 4, 2019

Booky scratch

Some cheap ass terrible weed

Man I got some damn Booky scratch!!

Ay nigga what kinda got damn Booky scratch is this shit mane

by Yung Braids December 5, 2022

Mr Scratch

A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.

“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14

“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1

by ruredusecotw February 3, 2021

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012