stoneded

Past tense of stoned

I was stoneded yesterday.

by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

by internetite January 13, 2012

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

Stonedalini

Being in the Now here- the state of kundalini. the absolute bliss, no past bothers, no future anxiety. In a total state of the now here , when being stoned.

Last night Bong sesh was a total stonedalini for me broski! a much needed on after the stressful time.

by 7Giri December 17, 2018

Scondy

To be really really good and that

That guy is so cool. I wish I was him. He is such a scondy.

by Not Dubzie December 23, 2018

Scone-balking

To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.

Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.

by Shane McGlover March 22, 2020

Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021