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scarlet is such a wet paper towel!
by donkeyshusbandswife May 17, 2021
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Scarlet

Literally the best person you will ever meet. Scarlet is such a funny, talented girl and she will literally make you piss yourself from laughing. She is very pretty yet super insecure. She has a lot going on in her life but keeps smiling through it all. She sometimes pushes others away but it’s only to protect them and make sure they don’t get hurt. Scarlet is a true friend.
Person 1: Yo check out that girl she’s hilarious

Person 2: Ya i bet she’s a Scarlet
by dyslexicbitch May 18, 2021
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Scarlet Pill

The Scarlet Pill is an upgrade to the Red Pill, taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Cobalt Pill. Much like the Red Pill, it's named after the color scarlet. For Scarlet Pillers, this is the path to becoming a High Value Man. In essence, it embodies hypermasculinity.

Some of the traits of Scarlet Pillers include being hotheaded, stoicism, aggressive, confident, and high testosterone.

Scarlet Pillers are men who should never show any sort of emotions, because it makes them weak. Dancing and playing video games are gay activities, so men should never do those things. They should never ask for help and should always figure it out themselves. Asking for any form of help is a weakness. Real men, or true Alpha Males, don't need help. They should sleep around as much as they like, regardless of their relationship status. They hold the belief that women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Women exist to be merely sex objects, nothing more, nothing less. Also, men should hold the power in the relationship and be the sole breadwinner.
I'm a Scarlet Piller! I'm going to ask you out on a date! That's what real men do!
by Mister Arbiter September 7, 2024
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Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.
Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!
by s0larpower December 6, 2024
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scarlet

scarlet is pre cool
by 67THROATGOAT August 5, 2025
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Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.
Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.
by le_egavas September 7, 2025
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Scarletting

The act of a friend asking dumbass questions.
Friend 1: Uppercase or lowercase six seven?
Friend 2: Are you fucking kidding me!?
Friend 2: Stop scarletting!!
by The Unimommer October 7, 2025
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