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Prostitute Scarecrow

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.
"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"
by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009
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Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
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Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.
1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.
by QUEERTY November 9, 2010
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Scared

1.to sit somewhere in perpetual fear of something.
2.for ones hair to stand on end and one to emmit a high pitched scream of tension
1."piss of i ain't goin on no f**kin emu's back"
2.You F**kin BAS***D you F**Kin made me shit myself
by reb October 17, 2003
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Scared

When you're afraid of people finding out you're a fucking puss.
When you ask Nate to get on Siege but he's fuckin' scared. to. death.
by Brabb555 May 29, 2017
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scarecrow

An empty police car found on the side of the road. Typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.
Passenger: "Slow down, there's a cop up ahead!"

Driver: "It's fine. It's just a scarecrow."
by 1337pino October 18, 2008
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Illuminati Scare

A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.
A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?

B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012
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