Russell Sage

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI
Did you hear? It's 'Velcro is just one option' day at Russell Sage!
by DoubleBallHanger June 11, 2006
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Russell Howard

Russell Howard is a British comedian who appears regularly on the show 'Mock The Week.' Put frankly, he is pathetic.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.

Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.

Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
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Russell Crowe

russell crowe is actually a new zealander australians cant resist that across the ditch from them new zealanders can make good actors and actress's
he was born in nz not australia
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Russell The Muscle

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history
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Russell Branded

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.
Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.
by Tootsagogo August 30, 2012
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zackary russell

Amazingly hot athletic beast! Kind, friendly and sweet. The perfect go to guy when life just gets to hard. He will hold your hand in the roughest time, and let you cry on his shoulder when it's to tough. Loves and works hard for his body. Always dates the wrong girl tho.
I hate always coming to you with my problems, but your just such a good friend.
zackary russell: its ok any time you need me i'm always here
by totaly in love with him February 4, 2010
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